Am I a zombie? Good question.. Well, let's go over the zombie-fied basics, shall we?
1.) Dead, rotting, or mottled skin- no
2.) Akward stumbling, varying between extremely slow and inhumanely fast- no...
3.) An insane desire to eat human brains- insane, yes, brains...no
Well, I guess I'm not one..but maybe I'm a mummy or something peculiar such as that. I mean, dead deviants don't just come back to life, do they? Methinks..maybeh. I'll have to verify that later.
Anyway, back on task. Yeay, verily, I hath returned for the time being..the only reason I didn't come back before now was the fear of all those..many..messages. I mean, I h